Do you sell contact lenses?
Are these little round yellow ducolax things called tablets? [This required a 5 minute reassurance that they were tablets]
Do you carry this battery for my phone?
Why can't I have 20 more oxycodone caps even though I just got 150 of them 5 days ago? These are for a car accident.
Me, on the phone after the tech has been asked to speak to a pharmacist: Hello, this is the pharmacist, how may I help you? Idiot: What is your name? Me: name. Idiot: Is this the pharmacist? [no dumbass, I just said that I was. April Fools]
That's all I can think of for now, but it is late and I am tired. More to come later.