Saturday I answered the phone after the tech tried to talk to this girl. A teenage girl by the sound of her voice.
'Pharmacist, what can I do for you?'
"Yeah, what kind of lube do you recommend?"
'Well, they're pretty much the same. It's really a personal preference issue.'
'You have to recommend one. I hear some are better than others.'
'KY products are all good.'
'Is this from personal experience?'
now, I pretty much know this is a crank call, but just in case, I stay professional.
'No, this is from sales data. It's what we sell the most of.'
'What are the largest size condoms you carry?'
I go out to the aisle and look.....
'Trojan Magnum XL'
'Are you sure that's the biggest ones you have?'
mumbling in background....guy's voice
'You're sure you don't have any bigger condoms."
It gets better .......................
'Do you carry sex toys?'
still trying to maintain my professionalism but I'm getting irritated....................
'No, this is a pharmacy. You'd have to go to a specialty shop for that.'
'So you have them at the pharmacy?'
'NO!!!!!!!!!! I said we ARE a pharmacy and you need to go to a specialty shop for those products'
'Well, can you recommend one?'
'I have to go now. I have another call holding.'
Then the teenage douchebag says.................................
'Bitch, don't hang up on me.'
I say, 'I am hanging up now.' Click.
This would have been an amusing little story if not for the very last part. Made me really really really angry for the whole rest of the morning. Crank call if you will, just don't get nasty when people who have a real job to do need to cut your ass off.